Monday 17 August 2009

s. Darko

It has happened; at the early age of 19. You might think this naiive and silly to affirm but i believe it has. I have seen the worst film i will ever see in my life.
S. Darko is supposedly the follow up movie to the cult classic Donnie Darko but i can tell you now Chris Fisher's "follow up" may be the most farcical piece of shit cinema that has ever been made. The film had no direction, several story lines(none of which appeared to inter-link) and a whole heap of characters you really didn't care at all about. (Including Iraq Jack, who most resembles D. Darko and Samantha Darko who manages to die and be brought back to life, twice).
The film included all the same motifs and events from the first film; a tormented soul, a fire causing damage to an "innocent" man, (later shown to have held up a facade), time travel, those weird water soul things. I can't be bothered to list the rest, the film isn't worth it.
S. Darko offers nothing new to the table. If you want to feel better about yourself as a human being who hasn't been involved in this shambolic piece of cinema, then give it a go. But as far as i'm concerned, i want to rent all the copies from blockbuster and burn the shit out of them.

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